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For those who didn’t get their invite (bloody snow!), yesterday evening cocktails were drained in honour of brave soldiers at The Sun Military Awards, also known as A Night For Heroes.
All the greats were there: Cardle, Solomon, 2/5 of Girls Aloud, Huq. But the real [...]
Read moreAt a fancy dress party?
The lines are now closed, your votes have been counted and verified, and we can now reveal that The Spoiler’s number one glamourous football couple is……………………
……… THE GERRARDS!
Although, yes, you may have already guessed that particular surprise from the massive picture above.
Read moreWhoever shall replace them?
For a short while back there, it looked like Ashley and Cheryl or Wayne and Coleen or Peter and Abbey might fill the inevitable void that will become ever more gaping once David Beckham finally hangs up his diamond football slippers.
Who will be football’s [...]
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OMG! Cheerleader done got ate!
Real Madrid fans already jeering Mourinho
Rooney prostitute gets the funny treatment
Read more(he’s going for ‘Sherlock Holmes’ here, not ‘inbred sheepherder’)
In what could possibly be an early contender for most shamelessly made up story of the season, the News of the World are reporting the Chelsea dressing-room has been living in fear of attack from a mysterious pants murderer – [...]
Read moreA thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:
What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.
Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]
Read moreMichael Owen – gert lush?
As you can most probably imagine, The Spoiler offices are a whirring hub of speculation, and today talk morphed from a light hearted discussion about Frank Lampard’s melted-down golden iPods, into a hysterical debate about what you might find on Lampsie’s personal stereo.
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An exciting homage to the transfer window!
And the most popular replica shirt last season is…
[BBC]
Lampards snogs Christine [...]
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