Important Fashion News

OMMFG! David Beckham’s got a new hairstyle!

Hmmmm…

David Beckham

For those who didn’t get their invite (bloody snow!), yesterday evening cocktails were drained in honour of brave soldiers at The Sun Military Awards, also known as A Night For Heroes.

All the greats were there: Cardle, Solomon, 2/5 of Girls Aloud, Huq. But the real [...]

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Sexy couple

Spoiler readers, your new favourite football glamour couple is…

At a fancy dress party?

Gerrards 

The lines are now closed, your votes have been counted and verified, and we can now reveal that The Spoiler’s number one glamourous football couple is……………………

……… THE GERRARDS!

Although, yes, you may have already guessed that particular surprise from the massive picture above.

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Have your say

Vote for a football couple that you can believe in…

Whoever shall replace them?

Beckhams 

For a short while back there, it looked like Ashley and Cheryl or Wayne and Coleen or Peter and Abbey might fill the inevitable void that will become ever more gaping once David Beckham finally hangs up his diamond football slippers.

Who will be football’s [...]

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TIGHTY-WHITEYS MYSTERY

Who’s been cutting holes in Chelsea players’ pants?

(he’s going for ‘Sherlock Holmes’ here, not ‘inbred sheepherder’)

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In what could possibly be an early contender for most shamelessly made up story of the season, the News of the World are reporting the Chelsea dressing-room has been living in fear of attack from a mysterious pants murderer  – [...]

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Excellent List

A lovely gallery of pretty women scorned by footballers

A thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:

Abbey Clancy 

What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.

Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll [...]

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