The shoes on her feet – she bought ‘em
Everyone’s second favourite Saturday has FINALLY spoken about her burning ‘like’ for Wayne Bridge – but Frankie Sandford is determined not to be labelled a grotty gold-diggin’ WAG. She said:
“Don’t call me a WAG! I’m not a typical WAG [...]
Read moreFrankie sneaking into Bridge’s delux cottage:
For those of you far too macho to enjoy the showbusiness pages, you are totally missing out. Today’s highlights include: the transvestite Alex Reid begging his beautiful wife Jordan not to put an end to their wild ride. He’s even still wearing the massive golden [...]
Read more“Great… Excellent… Upton Park sounds lovely”
If you were at school and missed a couple of weeks due to chickenpox or other childish illnesses, there was often a kindly teacher who’d welcome you back, sit you down and tell you not to worry about [...]
Read moreWayne Bridge – he don’t do blonde
One member of the vast Spoiler offices is rather discombobulated today over news that Wayne Bridge has landed the one who looks like a saucy estate agent from The Saturdays. Particularly after the rumours (now so last year!) that he momentarily caught the eye [...]
Read moreWould… would… Frankie… would… would
Fans of the all-girl supergroup The Saturdays will know Frankie Sandford as the one with short secretarial hair, which is as shiny and dark as a raven’s smoking jacket. It’s beautiful. She’s beautiful.
Read moreGod! They’re beautiful!
In guaranteed employment terms, getting in on with a footballer is like getting A levels, a degree, a masters and a PHD all in one go. One minute, you’re wondering where your next penny is coming from, the next you’re oscillating between a perfume making lab, a [...]
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