Missing Persons News

Kaka goes missing prior to Brazil friendly

Real Madrid star goes M.I.A. in Estonia

Kaka

Brazil are all set to face European powerhouse Estonia in a friendly this afternoon, as part of a celebration of a centenary of Estonian football (a centenary in which they have qualified for the square root of nothing). However, concerns spread [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Do you care about the Netherlands/ England friendly?

Will you be watching the Three Lions go Dutch tomorrow?

With the exception of “injured” self defence expert Steven Gerrard, Fabio Capello’s England squad travelled to Amsterdam today to prepare for tomorrow night’s [...]

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Poor Attendance

Toon Army stay away from St James’ Park in their droves

The Championship’s biggest club ain’t such a big draw no more

Newcastle/ Leeds friendly

The Workers Stadium in Beijing looked set to claim yesterday’s highly un-coveted “Embarrassingly Low Attendance” award, as approximately one man and his dog turned up to see West Ham’s utterly useless performance against [...]

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Legal issues

Jermain Defoe held in police cells for five hours

Spurs star wrongfully accused of driving violation

Jermain Defoe

Yesterday, the Tottenham squad flew off to Beijing for a pointless money-spinner pre-season friendly with West Ham, but Darren Bent was hauled off the plane at the eleventh hour as his switch to Sunderland finally went through. The underperforming hitman, [...]

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