What would you do – if you were underused Spurs striker Defoe?

Hope they don’t sign anyone? Embrace the bench? Do a runner?


Jermain Defoe’s present position is rather barmy. Despite being deemed worthy of only 11 Premier League starts last season, he is currently the only striker left at Tottenham.

The England forward has spent and at times wasted seven-and-a-half years of his career at Spurs and after a campaign spent glued to the bench despite a [...]

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Maxi Lopez and Fulham remain victims in tiresome Tevez saga

Innocent duo paying for AC Milan’s Per Mertesacker-paced actions


While Kia Joorabchian is being wined and dined by some of the most influential figures in football and Carlos Tevez is chilling, others have been left in limbo.

It is admittedly divided and indecisive AC Milan rather than the Tevez camp who are primarily to blame for the appallingly handled situation, but Maxi Lopez and [...]

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Zoltan Gera and West Brom to gamble on reproducing magic

West Brom admit plans for reunion with Hungarian playmaker

Zoltan Gera

After weeks of tabloid tittle-tattle, West Brom have confirmed that they are in talks with former star Zoltan Gera about a Hawthorns comeback following the conclusion of his four-year affair with Fulham, but remarriages in football don’t always [...]

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Hey! Fulham fans! Why not dress like a lunatic?

Nice spot from our wireless friends at talkSPORT


Fulham’s season kicks off tomorrow with a thrilling first round Europa League game against Runavik from the Faro Islands. Yea, we didn’t know either…

Anyway, if that’s not getting the pulses racing, why not take a look at this fabulous [...]

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Really? Really? REALLY?

Michael Jackson statue at Fulham is even worse than we dared hope

Oh, holy sweet mother…


There are some lovely statues around the ground of English football. The one at Old Trafford of Best, Law and Charlton is very nice, while the West Ham one of Moore, Hurst and Peters is bloody lovely.

However, this is horrible. This looks like those [...]

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Transfer Talk

Konchesky’s Liverpool nightmare to end, and more…

Famous bottom shoehorned into article about football


There is a genuine concern that celebrities who were initially only revered for having impressive bottoms are allowing it to go to their heads. There’s that Kardashian thing who seems to be famous just because she’s got LOTS of junk in her trunk. And now Jennifer Lopez - who [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man United Barcelona switcheroo, and other transfers

Lisa Snowdon and some colleagues

Lisa Snowdon

It’s a grim truth that for a relationship to survive, you need to overcome a series of obstacles and tests cynically thrown in your way by cruel life. One of which is no doubt occupying the mind of Cardiff City man Jay Bothroyd [...]

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