Two, three, four…
They say that when a door slams shut, a window pops open. Or something like that. And in this case, the door is Cesc Fabregas, and Samir Nasri is [...]
Read moreSanta Cruz – signing a baby
Fans of post-modern approaches to business will have had their minds well and truly blown last night by Jamie on The Apprentice. “The early word catches the bird,” he stammered during his boardroom nervous breakdown, inadvertedly saying something that was both [...]
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To experience the first FxPro Barclays Premier League clash this season, FxPro is offering 2 lucky Spoiler followers the chance to win a pair of tickets each to Fulham FC’s home game against FxPro’s other sponsored Barclays Premier League Team, Aston Villa FC this Saturday, kick off at 3pm.
Read moreBraces-wearing full back denies all allegations
Fulham defender Carlos Salcido has threatened to sue a transvestite who claims to have had sex with him in hotel toilets during the Mexico squad‘s infamous post-match ‘hooker party’.
Read more“I think it’s broken…” (it’s not)
Of course, showbusiness desks all over the country are awash with the sounds of delighted squealing and nervously spilt cappuccinos today, after Robbie Williams managed to share a stage with Gary Barlow, without braining him on live television.
Well done, or whatever. Anyway, [...]
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Messi, what the hell are you doing? (via our better looking pals at Kickette)
Al Fayed’s swipe at Hodgson
Read moreOzil – wants out
When you’re attempting to land a new job, it’s important to talk a big game – but not too big.
Keep it within the realms of actual possibility. You probably can’t type 400 words/minute, the artist formerly know as The Artist Formerly Known [...]
Read moreCheryl Tweedy/Cole – on the mend
Everyone relax. Calm down. Stop panicking! Cheryl Cole, as it happens, is going to be just fine. Her bout of Malaria was frightening, but she’s up and about now, and she’s even been SMILING. She wouldn’t have been able to do [...]
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