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Raquel Welch dancing… you know, just because…
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Massive football rumble!
Read moreTransfer rumours ahoy!
Arsene Wenger has seen the light and is finally on the prowl for a new goalkeeper. Unfortunately for him, he’s only been prowling five minutes and his bid to prise Mark Schwarzer out of Fulham‘s hands has already been emphatically rejected.
Arsenal are clearly desperate [...]
Read moreChelsea lunchladies: Don’t throw out that leftover schnitzel just yet
It being a World Cup year, newly unemployed ex-Chelsea stars Joe Cole and Michael Ballack, released from their contracts yesterday, have been saved from spending their mornings with Jeremy Kyle and Philip Schofield by the welcome distraction of international [...]
Read moreAllen – with ker-razy pink hair!
If you need a little memory jog, Lily Allen is Kieth Allen’s little girl – the one who sings profound songs about normal things, like drinking a mug of PG Tips, or laughing at the size of her boyfriend’s penis. Basically [...]
Read moreAtletico Madrid 2-1 Fulham
For those of you still struggling to come to terms with a fifth terrestrial channel – which, by the way, doesn’t seem convinced by HD [...]
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Some of Ronaldinho’s finest moments for Brazil
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Read moreOne of these men perhaps?
It’s been a topsy-turvy season alright, and not a particularly good one for the likes of Ferguson, Wenger and particularly Benitez. In fact, rather few Premier League managers have managed to escape the season unscathed.
That said, one or two [...]
Read moreFulham 2-1 Hamburg
For those of you too busy watching the repeat of the recent political debates, in which Gordon Brown would punctuate his sentences with sharp gurning toad-like breaths, Fulham were busily [...]
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