Bad policing

West Ham star may sue for wrongful arrest

James Collins handcuffed and arrested for no particular reason

James Collins

If there is a fight outside swanky nightclub Funky Buddha on a weeknight, it’s safe to assume a Premiership star is involved. The Police made this very assumption last night, and put cuffs on West Ham defender James [...]

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Drunky Buddha

Busy night for Lampard

Midfielder does some serious multi-tasking

Frank Lampard

Seems that Lampsie has piled a few extra hours onto his day, as he gets a droopy-eyed lift home from London’s fashionable drinkery, Funky Buddha.

Over the course of just one evening, he’d had a fantastic game for Chelsea, knocked in [...]

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Silly Andriy

Oh Boy! Shevchenko messes up again

Chelsea stars get their leather on in da club

Leather boys

For those that didn’t realise, last night the theme was “Small Leather Jacket” down at Funky Buddha – by far the most sensual of London’s sexy wine bars.

Of course, Lamps was there with pals Ballack and [...]

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WAG Watch

Danielle Lloyd in nightclub brawl over Jermain Defoe

Portsmouth love rat inspires more hatred in serial on/off WAG

Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd was paying a visit to London nightspot Funky Buddha last night (Dani in a nightclub on a school night? I know, I’m as surprised as you are) when she ran into a spot of bother [...]

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‘Love Rat’ Defoe breaks Danielle Lloyd’s heart

Premier League Playa of the Year dismisses relationship as a ‘fling’

Poor old Danielle Lloyd. Not only does she have to live her life in the pages of the Daily Star, but her most recent football lover has made her look like a chump in the same paper. Top “player” Jermain Defoe took up the [...]

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The Premier League's biggest player

Jermain Defoe parties with Danielle Lloyd and another ex-girlfriend!

This is all getting a bit weird now

UPDATE: The girl kissing Miss Lloyd in the pic is not Sarah Giggle (although the picture agency who sold me the pic still insist it is, and I’m reliably informed that she was present). It is in fact be popstar Mantana Manning, who has thus far managed [...]

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