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Video: Gabriel Agbonlahor falls for the oldest trick in the book

Ashley Young’s friendly gesture catches Gabby unaware

[Dirty Tackle]

Mourinho targets Arsenal striker, Juventus after two Liverpool stars

The latest gossip, rumours and damned lies

Ever since the Arabian businessman took over at Manchester City, they have been on a mission to secure the services of every great forward they have ever seen on the television. One of their long term targets is Kaka, who [...]

Which one player would you poach from… Aston Villa?

Use your vote wisely…

The scenario: You’re the manager of a Premier League team, and you’re allowed to strengthen your squad by signing just one player in the January transfer window. But you can only choose someone from Aston Villa’s squad – so who do you pick?

Your options: [...]

Aaron Lennon, Walcott and Agbonlahor in a sprint race – who would win?

Spurs man ponders race with fellow England stars

Are you tired of asking who would win in a fight between Rambo and Rocky? Think you’ve sussed out the winner in a duel between a shark and [...]

Can we ban Joey Barton from football now, please?

Newcastle star still failing to learn from his mistakes

Less than two weeks ago, dangerous criminal Joey Barton had the audacity to tell the world that he wanted to become a role model for those who have also sunk [...]

Exclusive: Gabriel Agbonlahor love quadrangle update

Gabby’s love interests silence their critics via The Spoiler

On Monday, we made glamour model Tia Hithersay the WAG of the Day, in honour of the fact that she is one of three ladies who have been impregnated by Aston Villa forward Gabriel Agbonlahor. You can read about the swordsman’s antics in detail [...]

WAG No. 166: Tia Hithersay

The model who completed Gabby’s WAG hat-trick

In the realm of Premier League swordsmen, Aston Villa’s Gabriel Agbonlahor takes some beating. According to the News of the World, the Brummie forward has managed to cheat on three separate WAGs, impregnating each of them. The most aesthetically pleasing of [...]

The Premier League’s Most Fiercely Loyal XI

These men would DIE for you

With the transfer window now wide open, money men with be lapdancing pathetically throughout the summer, hoping to attract some big name players. Don’t bother with this little lot, you successful football whores.

GK Brad Friedel (Blackburn Rovers) He might have been [...]