Jermain Defoe IS a soothsayer

Boring game, excellent result – Well done, Spurs!

Tactical genius?

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Who’d have thunk? Spurs came through their last-16 game against AC Milan not by playing the type of swashbuckling, care-free, Charlie Sheen-esq football they’ve become known for, but by grinding out a uninspiring Emilio Estevez-esq goalless draw.

But as Harry Redknapp duely noted:

“It was always going [...]

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lovely stuff

Footballers who we’d send a Valentine’s Day card to

Some romantic balloons

valentine.jpg It’s just as well The Spoiler doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day otherwise tonight’s plan of sitting alone in a cold flat eating Pot Noodle and watching P.S. I Love You may just tip us over the edge.

We’re sure that Premier League footballers have no [...]

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Transfer Talk

Is Arsenal’s most fashionable Russian off to Italy?

Ex-WAG, should-be-WAG?

Maria Fowler

It’s been a week in which Harrison Ford’s movie career faced a serious litmus test – could a Han Solo movie premiere still pull in the A Listers? In short, yes. Yes it could. Gaffney was there. So was Andre. Michelle Bass, McKeith, Katona. Plus [...]

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Transfer Talk

Start sweating, Spurs fans, United linked with Bale

In recent times, Man United have been in the habit of snaffling the best of Spurs, taking them to Old Trafford, and making them slightly less good than they were. It happened with Carrick, then Berbs. And news from our pals at Caught Offside suggests that Gareth Bale is now fixed in Ferguson’s expensive binoculars.

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The tipsters fancy a Spurs win from tonight’s big match

Multiply your money…

Spurs

It’s rare in life that you get to sense the full spectrum of football emotion whilst standing in just one spot, but should Spurs pull off a victory this evening, North London will morph into a hungry melting pot of Tottenham European glee mixed with frustrated [...]

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Olympians

Name your Great Britain XI

Hands up who’s expecting England + Bale

Gareth Bale

The whisper on the street is that Henry Redknapp will be offered the chance to manage a Great Britain football side at the 2012 Olympics. How exciting! And what better excuse to compile your own Team GB?

Post yours in [...]

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