News in brief

Donovan wants to stay, new Man City target, and more…

Landon – not to be confused with a cockney saying “London”

Landon Donovan 

Hollyoaks fans are probably still reeling over the news that ELEVEN characters are going to be wiped out by the new hatchet man in charge. And yet none of them appear to be “Tony” – he’s like a [...]

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Blast from the past

VIDEO: Lineker’s El Clasico Hat-trick

Ahh, great days for Gary

Now the silky MOTD conductor, who can’t quite bring out the best in Alan Shearer, this weekend should bring back fond memories for Gary [...]

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HULL v CHELSEA

Geovanni is certain that Hull will beat Chelsea

Tigers star tells compatriot Scolari that he’s going down

Geovanni Hull City

Excluding the final two games of the 2005-06 season when Chelsea had already won the title, the Blues haven’t lost consecutive Premier League games since March 2003 but Hull’s attacking midfielder Geovanni is certain that Hull [...]

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Hotness Contest

Help settle the Bux/Brook debate once and for all

Kelly Brook, Danielle Bux

We don’t need to tell you that Danielle Bux and Kelly Brook are beautiful women, it’s all there for you to see. One sultry, with smoky eyes, and hands still slippery from rubbing oil into Gary Lineker’s tanned thighs. The other cheerful and bosomy, because [...]

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Sensual Elderlies

Zoinks! Des Lynam’s wifey outsexys Danielle Bux!

Who saw this one coming?

Lineker vrs Des

Ever since Des Lynam slid into obscurity, only occasionally peeking above the bedsheets to host Countdown, the nation has been wondering whether Lineker will ever have the right quota of syrupy smoothness to truly replace him on MOTD. Yes, he [...]

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