PRE-SEASON REVIEW

The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part One

And the award for most unnecessary caps in a headline goes to…

Joey Barton and Cesc Fabregas

Apologies once again for the lack of activity on The Spoiler this summer. To compensate – or punish further, depending on your view – we’ve crammed about seven stories [...]

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Having Sex News

Rumours flying around about Gerard Pique and Shakira

Shakira – WAG?

Shakira

She’s the saucy little fox with the foghorn voice, he’s one of the many jewels in Barcelona’s humungous encrusted crown, and now they’re rumoured to be feverishly going at it like the clappers whenever he’s not marshalling people into touch, and she’s not being forced by cigar-chewing record [...]

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MICROBLOGGING HIJINKS

Fabregas and Pique rib Carlos Puyol over being a bit trampy

Barca captain serves up his favourite dish in reply

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Spain and Barcelona stars Gerard Pique and Carlos Puyol have both recently joined Cesc Fabregas and the rest of the footballing world by opening themselves shiny new Twitter accounts.

Being footballers, they’ve mostly used their accounts to fire ‘top banter’ [...]

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