A lovely boat

Gerard Pique enjoys a wonderful summer holiday

Oh God! They’re on a boat!

Gerard Pique

Site regulars might have noticed a new dimension to The Spoiler in recent days. The hard hitting news is still there, so is the informative football analysis. But there’s something else. Something womanly.

Well, friends, that’s because someone left a copy of OK! in [...]

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Yaaaaaay!

Mourinho slightly chuffed to put one over on Barca

Jose goes for a little run

For those who missed last night’s game, just imagine ten toddlers repeatedly running into the wall of a bouncy castle, and you’ve just about got it. Highlights included Gerard Pique suddenly becoming the best [...]

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Dirty Talk

Pique introduces sex into a simple chat about football

Pique and Messi – erm… no comment

Pique and Messi 

This smutty world is awash with football sex metaphors. Seriously, go into any popular pub on a week night, and you’ll overhear at least five groups of young men equating the act of hoofing a football into a [...]

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