Dirty Talk

Pique introduces sex into a simple chat about football

Pique and Messi – erm… no comment

Pique and Messi 

This smutty world is awash with football sex metaphors. Seriously, go into any popular pub on a week night, and you’ll overhear at least five groups of young men equating the act of hoofing a football into a [...]

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The Spoiler’s Premier League XI v La Liga XI: which is best?

Which division would triumph in an MLS All-Stars style match?

The Spoiler’s Premier League XI ———————————————————————————————————————-The Spoiler’s La Liga XI

The Spoiler was surprised by the results of yesterday’s poll, where 76% of you disagreed with

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Will Cristiano Ronaldo regret moving to Real Madrid?

Could C-Ron’s dream move end up being a nightmare?

Cristiano Ronaldo

“After Manchester United it is downhill.” Those are the words that David Gill last month claimed to have heard roll from the tongues of many former Old Trafford employees (although presumably not Gerard Pique!).

The example [...]

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WAG Watch

Footballers fear Danielle Lloyd autobiography

Serial WAG threatening to publish her shameless exploits

In a recent survey, it was revealed that approximately 101 per cent of Premier League footballers had boffed not-a-racist glamour model Danielle Lloyd (there’s a one per cent margin of error).

The 25-year-old topless model has made the front page of the Daily Star today [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 227: Danielle Lloyd

Serial footballer admirer snares victim number six

Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool

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