Did Oli Kahn two time his mistress?
Legendary German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn caused a huge kerfuffle in his homeland when he left his eight-month pregnant wife for a 21-year-old barmaid named Verena Kerth. He has remained with the young blonde since, yet in 2007 strong rumours of an affair [...]
Read moreWhich restaurant broom cupboard will he take this model to?
You may think Gary Lineker has had a pretty decent life (thus far consisting of an enviable football career, some casual punditry on MOTD and the golf, and a zillion holidays a year with a young lingerie model), but Boris Becker is giving [...]
Read moreIf only Paul Merson were as honest…
While the socially aware in the UK despair for the effect that Joey Barton’s agressive behaviour will have on our youth, the Germans are having similar role model problems.
Nico Patschinksi, a thirty-one-year-old striker with German third division side [...]
Read moreOli Kahn’s promiscuous girl is one of Germany’s top WAGs
Ever wondered how different the universe would be if David Beckham had jacked in his relationship with Posh and run off with Rebecca Loos? In a parallel universe (Germany), this situation played out in full, as Bayern keeper Oliver Kahn left [...]
Read moreTriple Euro winners try to lift our spirits with some unintentionally vulgar slogans
You don’t need to be reminded that June is going to be a slow month without a major football tournament to worry about, but at least the Germans, with their famous sense of humour, have tried [...]
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