Mr Tough

Germany’s Philipp Lahm opens up a can of whoop-ass!

Stand back everyone – tough guy coming through

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Okay, it’s not quite getting to heavyweight boxer proportions, where one guy says he’s going to have sex with the other one’s wife, before also threatening to eat his offspring and brutalise his very soul, but the Germans are having a [...]

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Gags

The funny England/Germany pics hit the internet…

Ref’s decision mocked using Photoshop skills

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Somewhere in cyberspace, there are mobs of joke makers who are never without a Photoshop window open, as their addled minds whir and buzz through a selection of ker-razy ideas to make everyone laugh in the face of disaster.

Above is a [...]

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UGLY SEA CREATURE NEWS

England’s World Cup fate decided by German octopus

Obviously, it went for them. FIX!

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The England squad might want to save some time and start getting their bags packed this afternoon, because a psychic octopus called Paul has predicted Germany will triumph in Bloemfontein.

Paul’s clairvoyance skills are put to the test before each of Die Mannschaft‘s [...]

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SPOT KICK SCIENCE

Everyone’s a penalty expert

Scientists and ex-pros offer tips on how to prevent a repeat of this

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With the very real prospect of England‘s second round showdown with Germany being decided by “the lottery of a penalty shootout” (c) whoever’s doing match commentary on Sunday, Three Lions coach and redeemed spotkick hero Stuart [...]

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