Diego comes over all Basil Fawlty as 1/4-final war of words heats up
The pre-fight staredown between World Cup quarter-finalists Argentina and Germany is rumbling on into its third day.
Read moreStand back everyone – tough guy coming through
Okay, it’s not quite getting to heavyweight boxer proportions, where one guy says he’s going to have sex with the other one’s wife, before also threatening to eat his offspring and brutalise his very soul, but the Germans are having a [...]
Read morePick… two, three, four… and in it goes!
Yes, England were outclassed on the pitch. But off it, not so much. Joachim Low thought he might get away with [...]
Read moreRef’s decision mocked using Photoshop skills
Somewhere in cyberspace, there are mobs of joke makers who are never without a Photoshop window open, as their addled minds whir and buzz through a selection of ker-razy ideas to make everyone laugh in the face of disaster.
Above is a [...]
Read moreObviously, it went for them. FIX!
The England squad might want to save some time and start getting their bags packed this afternoon, because a psychic octopus called Paul has predicted Germany will triumph in Bloemfontein.
Paul’s clairvoyance skills are put to the test before each of Die Mannschaft‘s [...]
Read moreScientists and ex-pros offer tips on how to prevent a repeat of this
With the very real prospect of England‘s second round showdown with Germany being decided by “the lottery of a penalty shootout” (c) whoever’s doing match commentary on Sunday, Three Lions coach and redeemed spotkick hero Stuart [...]
Read more…at least we’ll always be better dressed than them
Being a stylish, metropolitan sort, The Spoiler will take Rio Ferdinand‘s “Thai hooker chic” over Bastian Schweinsteiger‘s “goat herder’s eldest son” look (complete with “spoils of hunting” accessories), any day of the week.
Read moreMeanwhile, sexy Paraguyan uses horn for intended purpose
Is this the first incidence of a vuvuzela-based crime? And does it count towards The Spoiler‘s bid to break records in World Cup Rage reportage?
As German fans in Dinslaken, north of Duisburg, made their way home after Die [...]
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