That goal against Getafe, in words
Here’s the original version if you like your words to come with moving pictures.
Could never do this for an English commentator. It’d just be a static “Goal.” with [...]
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It’s been six months since Real Madrid defender Pepe was sent off (with four red cards at once) and banned for 10 games, after using a player’s back as a dancefloor, punching another man in the face and [...]
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It seems that Anfield wasn’t the only venue to host an incredibly exciting game last night – Real [...]
Read moreAs conceded by….Real Madrid!
Waking up feeling a little bit sheepish this morning are Real Madrid, who lost at home to suburban nobodies Getafe yesterday in rather foolish circumstances.
Madrid thought they’d gone [...]
Read moreThe best sports on the telebox this weekend
Kevin Keegan’s latest stint at Newcastle will undoubtedly be the highlight of a packed weekend for armchair sportsfans – will his rejuvenated side be able to get the better of Bolton? Check out our preview here, then place your [...]
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