Time to STFU?

A word of advice to Ryan Babel and Glen Johnson – sshhh…

Howard Webb MBE

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As you read this, Ryan Babel and Glen Johnson are probably sitting in an office, mumbling to Kenny Dalglish that Twitter is like, sort of this thing, where you write stuff that you think, and then people can, like, you know, read [...]

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Transfer Talk

Tottenham’s Andy Carroll bid seriously loses momentum…

Hark! A Kara Tointon dancing montage!

Kara Tointon

Regardless of the whooping gaydars going off throughout Strictly Come Dancing, the big news from today’s showbusiness desks is that should-be-WAG Kara Tointon has fallen head over heels in love with a ballroom dancer. Take a sobering moment – [...]

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An educated man

Glen Johnson’s not just been taking Spanish class for a laugh

The whisper on the grapevine is that Spurs were all set to hoik Glen Johnson from the Liverpool wreckage in January, but he’s having none of it. Apparently, as the headline suggests, he’s been forking out for Spanish lessons.

Fans of dotting the dots should have no problem with this one. For everyone else: he’s GOING [...]

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Transfer Talk

Spurs take on Man United, and Glen Johnson’s off

Prince William – getting a moment’s peace

Prince William

In a chilling glimpse into the future, Queen Katie spent a lonely afternoon watching reruns of Your Face or Mine on Dave, whilst King William sloped off to the football with his mates. With a pulled down baseball cap where a crown [...]

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Pick Your Team

Who should start for England against the USA?

Wazza – go it alone?

Wayne Rooney

Not long to go now, and still the debates are raging about who should line up for England in their first World Cup outing. As things stand, no one knows who will be in goal, it’s between Carragher and King [...]

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