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On the day that love died (thanks Ashley Cole!), here’s Dennis Wilson…
Theo Walcott under the World Cup microscope
Read moreFeb
22
World Cup Fever
Name your England World Cup squad gatecrashers
Anyone for Zamora?… Repeat, anyone for Zamora?
With the season hotting up to around Excitement Factor 8, or, at a push, 9, the England team magnifying glass will surely be focusing on names that might yet force themselves into the squad for the World Cup.
It’s not been a [...]
Read moreFeb
10
News in brief
Johnson’s bad knee, Roman’s millions, Beckham’s tears…
David Beckham – emotional
Whilst the majority of the planet busily arranges an evening of unbelievable binge drinking, hand holding, singing of old songs, and drunkenly attempting to tongue kiss as many people as possible just because it’s midnight and you’re a bit horny, important sports journalists [...]
Read moreDec
31
SCORCERY UPDATE
Serbian horse placenta doctor exposed as being a bit weird
Least surprising news of the week…
The Daily Mail are claiming Premier League clubs have been leaving the well-being of their multi-million pound stars in the hands of a Serbian housewife who locals describe as ‘looking like Morticia Addams’.
Since her cover was blown by Robin van [...]
Read moreNov
20
Action Replay
Video highlights: England take Croatia apart at Wembley
Three Lions secure their place at WC2010 in style
England 5/ Croatia 1 We probably weren’t the only ones who cracked open a bottle of Santana DVX last night [...]
Read moreSep
10
Look-alike
Revealed: Glen Johnson’s nickname at Liverpool
Defender favourably compared to scary drug dealing lady
When Phil Neville was given the nickname “T-Bag“, it became clear that Premier League footballers don’t simply divide their free time between harassing models in Movida and harassing ten-year-olds on Xbox Live [...]
Read moreSep
1
Preordained Market Activity
The Spoiler’s most obvious summer transfer XI
The 2009 window deals that were absolutely inevitable
As the transfer window creaks shut for once more, Spoiler correspondent Andrew Brook has compiled a team of players who were always destined to change clubs this summer. And look, he’s [...]
Read moreAug
28
Money Well Spent
The Spoiler’s best summer 2009 signings XI
A team of fresh faces who represent excellent value for money
Although the transfer window isn’t locked shut until the end of the month, the brand new Premier League season is but a few hours away. With this in mind, Spoiler correspondent Ben Baker has considered the [...]
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14