Transfer Talk

The latest Chelsea, Tottenham and Real Madrid transfer news

21 days until the transfer window is flung open

Andrei Arshavin

The latest gossip, rumours and damned lies from the world of football…

Andrei Arshavin to Real Madrid Zenit boss Dick Advocaat claims Real Madrid boss Juande Ramos has been interested in his forward Arshavin for a long [...]

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Unhappy Newcastle star in roast dinner shocker

Prem player reveals food query, future plans and favourite hobby

Yesterday, The Spoiler fervently defended David Bentley against The Sun’s claims he was a little ‘intelligently-impaired’, because it’s easy to forget that footballers are sheltered beasts. They have about one month off a year, and when they’re not having great sex with amazing-looking [...]

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Tottenham to intercept Manchester City striker bid?

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Roque Santa Cruz

It’s the tabloids’ final day of transfer gossiping before they actually have some football to report on, so they’re pulling out all their top nonsense. Read on to find out which club hope to scupper Manchester City’s bid for [...]

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Djibril Cisse to return to the Premier League

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Djibril Cisse

The transfer market today may be quieter than the Joey Barton fan mail hot line, but that hasn’t stopped some of the UK’s finest print journalists doing their thang. Let’s kick off today’s speculation with news of everybody’s favourite badly-coiffed Frenchman…

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£6.6m for Frank Lampard? Seriously?

All of today’s transfer rumours in one tasty package

Frank Lampard

With the economy in tatters, it now seems that a football team can buy three Frank Lampards for the cost of a Darren Bent. According to The Sun, Inter will bid a measly £6.6m for the Chelsea star, [...]

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Gazza to make glorious return to football management!

Today’s transfer rumours, some more ridiculous than others Gazza

Despite possessing a questionable state of mental health, a low quality tabloid has linked the man who drunkenly gave me a tenner on my tenth birthday (true story) with a managerial job in the Philippines. Frankly, there’s a [...]

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Frank Lampard prepares to join Inter Milan

Today’s transfer rumours, brimming with metrosexuality

Lamps to Milan

If the picture above is to be believed, Princess Frank has already packed his favourite makeup travel case ahead of a big new move to Milan. They’ll really dig his all-pink beachwear in the fashion capital, but will [...]

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