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Fifty Torres goals, transfer targets, uplifting music…

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In a desperate bid to beat the January Blues, here’s some uplifting music!

All 50 Fernando Torres Liverpool Goals

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Owen helicopter tours, Motorbike Football…

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… and how rubbish is Carlos Tevez at tennis!

Football on MOTORBIKES!

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Allow Michael Owen to take you on [...]

Friday Youtube Special

Obscure footage from around the world for the weekend sir?

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A brilliant goal from yesterday’s action

You’ve probably already seen Fran Merida’s cracker, and feel free to step this way and dribble at Valeri Bojinov’s brilliant goal for Parma last night.

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Stop looking so pleased with yourself Essien. This is a proper long-range effort

Thespoiler finally responds to demands to cover college soccer

The best goal from all the Europa League action

Sorry Fulham fans…

Not many British centre-backs could do this. It was late, it was undeserved, but Marco Andreolli’s chest-volley combination was fitting of any occasion.

New award for goalscorers – Michael Owen need not apply

FIFA exploit honour the dead

Thespoiler has always thought that there aren’t enough awards ceremonies these days. Young Hollyoaks actresses, American Presidents and Lionel Messi just don’t get enough love.

Sepp Blatter, being the wise man he is, agrees [...]

The best Champions League goal last night

Tres bon indeed

Bordeaux’s Michael Ciani had already sliced the ball into his own net to give Bayern an early lead, but twenty minutes later, the big centre half [...]