French find themselves up baguette creek without a croissant
After Franck Ribery dropped to the ground in agony, clutching those around him as if he were frantically uttering his final words, the Italians were destined to control last night’s Group B match. Still, France [...]
Read moreGerman captain sends the hosts packing
While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.
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Read moreSlaven is allowing the squad conjugal visits
Several reasons may be given for Croatia’s unexpected victory over former tournament favourites Germany last night – the Deutscher’s lack of cohesion, Schweini’s sending off, Croatia’s ‘balls out’ attacking style – but the chaps [...]
Read moreGermans and Austrians left scratching their heads this morning
On the shock German loss, this morning’s Sun newspaper lead with “Slaven Bilic’s side finally put a smile back on our faces by sticking it to the old enemy.” Presumably, if the tournament favourites had [...]
Read morePoland haven’t forgotten about that thing you did, Germany
One of the more interesting games this weekend is likely to be Sunday’s Group B clash between Poland and Germany, thanks in part to the media storm whipped up by brilliant-sounding Polish newspaper Super Express.
In an antagonistic [...]
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