Because he's worth it

OMMFG! Cristiano Ronaldo’s groovy new hair style!

Is that a ferret on your head? etc… etc…

Cristiano Ronaldo

Now that Beckham has made a gentlemanly impossible-to-grow beard his trademark, kids all over the world must be incandescent with rage – who can they model themselves on now?

Well, good news, younglings – Cristiano Ronaldo has created [...]

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Grooming News

Ronaldinho prepares for the Milan derby

Brazilian makes tough choice between dreads and cornrows

Ronaldinho

In preparation for his starring role on the bench in Sunday night’s Milan derby, Ronaldinho has stopped partying long enough to sit down and have a haircut.

Spanish newspaper Marca says the Brazilian usually has hit hair cut by [...]

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Toni, Guy and Rio

Rio merks Wayne Rooney

Defender responsible for striker’s sexy new haircut

Wayne Rooney’s sexy new do

To most, Rio Ferdinand is simply a professional footballer, wind-up merchant, rapper, female steward kicker, drug test absconder and mild homophobe, but to team mate Wayne Rooney, he is also a fabulous [...]

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International Haircut Watch

Rooney shaves his noggin

Hello handsome…

Rooney Cut

Time was when only murderers, racists and kids with chewing gum in their hair went for the “number one” all over, but now – thanks to people like Dominic Littlewood and the Dalai Lama – it’s totally fine to have it [...]

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Follicle Faux Pas

If you thought Fabricio Coloccini had a bad haircut…

… check out some of these German beauties

German haircuts

While Chris Waddle used to cultivate a mullet that any NASCAR enthusiast would be proud of, German footballers of the eighties really cornered the market on awesome hairstyles and  handlebar ‘face art’.

Visit our friends at Bild [...]

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Ronaldo's do

Ronaldo’s latest hair experiment

Chubby Brazilian sex machine goes a bit gangster

Ronaldo

Following his puzzling decision to mimic Fred West’s curly ‘fro last year, Ronaldo (the one who loves saturated fats, not hooker fivesomes) has taken his ‘do’ in a new direction.

In this weekend’s 1-0 victory over Udinese, Ronny [...]

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Lookalike of the Day

Ronaldo slicks it back

Portuguese man-o’-sex’s hair sculpting takes a new direction

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I was toying with going with hotshot 90s businessman or classic DeNiro, but The Beautiful Game beat me to it with this excellent Ronaldo lookalike.

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