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For those of you too busy watching the repeat of the recent political debates, in which Gordon Brown would punctuate his sentences with sharp gurning toad-like breaths, Fulham were busily [...]
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Fairly dull first legs have left both Europa League semi-finals finely poised, so there is an opportunity to make money just by picking the finalists. Fulham and Atletico Madrid are the two [...]
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Triton messenger of the sea’s ears will have been seriously burning last night, with Clegg, Cameron and Brown all seemingly having a bit of [...]
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As a general trend, children have been banned from kitchens. A wise move. Otherwise, you’d be eating dinners consisting of baked beans and jelly tots, or medium rare steaks, served on a bed of custard, garnished with [...]
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There’s just over a week to go before the shutters above the January transfer window slam shut, which means two things: big deals are slowly beginning to whir into action and rumour-mongers are getting increasingly desperate.
Bongo merchant and new West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has [...]
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Apparently, it has yet to dawn on most Twitter users that the site is a humongous waste of time, as thousands of German users were last night duped into believing Michael Ballack was [...]
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If Chelsea fans feel hard done by, spare a thought for Hamburg, who were denied a UEFA Cup final place by a [...]
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