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Aaron Lennon Twits his way into a telling off from Harry

Again… STFU!

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Peter Crouch seemed to be doing a perfectly good job of being the scapegoat for Spurs thrashing against Real Madrid, but it seems Aaron Lennon wants some of that particular action as well.

As always when footballers and Twitter collide, this is not going to end well…

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No, we don't know what L$%&*! stands for either

Tottenham striker Peter Crouch is officially thick as £$%&*!

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For the second time in a year, Peter Crouch as gone to Madrid and got f*cked.

If the first incident (cheating on Abbey Clancy with a grotty prostitute) suggested stupidity on a huge scale, then his two lunges to get sent off against Real Madrid last night [...]

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A question

Why ARE footballers nowadays so bloody angry?

Hunter, Bremner and Keegan – cool as cucumbers

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The famously mild-mannered Harry Redknapp has taken time out of talking gibberish about Spurs, Real Madrid and Gareth Bale to talk gibberish about W*yne R*oney and him saying the word ‘fuck’ into a television camera.

Apparently, Harry is bemused by the [...]

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Jermain Defoe IS a soothsayer

Boring game, excellent result – Well done, Spurs!

Tactical genius?

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Who’d have thunk? Spurs came through their last-16 game against AC Milan not by playing the type of swashbuckling, care-free, Charlie Sheen-esq football they’ve become known for, but by grinding out a uninspiring Emilio Estevez-esq goalless draw.

But as Harry Redknapp duely noted:

“It was always going [...]

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SUPERNATURAL

Will Jermain Defoe prove to be a soothsayer?

Our prediction – this will definitely be happening tonight…

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During our three hour lunches at Spoiler HQ we often find ourselves – in between glasses of champagne – trawling our glorious archives and laughing heartily. Remember when we suggested Ashley Cole might not be that bad? Crazy times.

Anyway, [...]

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A great tuesday night

Big Brits news and something about a football game

“Bye-bye, AC Milan”

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Well, that was a bloody enjoyable night, wasn’t it? Tinie Tempah’s thrilling victory of the best British breakthrough act award and the gong for best single for Pass Out really made The Spoiler’s evening.

Rihanna looked totally hot in a weird dress, Chezza Cole flaunted [...]

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OMG!

The Beckhams are having a baby girl… or boy!

Wills and Kate – upstaged

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Everyone’s poor, the sun is about to explode and you can’t leave your house without walking into a scene from a low-budget zombie movie as formerly docile, incense sniffing students go on a mental rampage because of Nick Bloody Clegg.

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Spurs defy redknapp!

Ledley King still can’t just get drunk in silence

Well, Henry Redknapp won’t be happy. His plans to cancel Christmas have been scuppered for the second year running, with a splinter group of Tottenham players raising a finger to their boss with a frenzied night at London’s swishy nightclub, Movida.

As usual, Ledley King proved yet again that he is by far the least well-equipped drinker [...]

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