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Mick McCarthy does his best ‘Arry Redknapp impersonation

Only joking, Harry

New Toon boss by weekend, Liverpool want Lass and Maradona to Iran?

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Ruben Ramirez is left with a face like a piece of soggy offal after an Argentinean barnstormer

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Come on then – who’s going to win the North London derby?

Clash of the Titans… in a way

The two sides of North London shall be out in the streets shouting one another down over the weekend. Old women with Gareth Bale haircuts will be catfighting Arsenal grandmas with Theo Forever tattoos on their sagging buttocks. [...]

Name your Great Britain XI

Hands up who’s expecting England + Bale

The whisper on the street is that Henry Redknapp will be offered the chance to manage a Great Britain football side at the 2012 Olympics. How exciting! And what better excuse to compile your own Team GB?

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Redknapp is a very special man, gushes van der Vaart

Redknapp – amazing? Or lazy?

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No pace in Spurs injury-hit attack worries Redknapp

Crouchy is Spurs’ only fit striker ahead of Blackburn clash

Harry Redknapp is hoping that his lack of available strikers and pace at the attacking end of the field does not prove too much of a hindrance on their Premier League title aspirations.

Man Utd recover from virus, France get charitable and vuvuzelas are put to good use

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Classy.

France squad want to give WC bonuses to charity [Yahoo]

Man Utd’s virus-hit players are fit after all! *faints from shock* [Mirror]

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Harry Redknapp threatens a media blackout if FA charge him over Clattenburg remarks

Yay!

Tottenham notawheelerdealer Harry Redknapp has threatened to do a Sir Alex and stop talking to media if the FA decide to charge him for calling Mark Clattenburg‘s refereeing performance on Saturday ‘a farce’.