Not the best he’ll ever score, but still…
According to the always excellent OptaJoe, Ronaldo has now scored two perfect hat-tricks (left, right, head) this season. Good stuff.
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Read moreMallorca 1-4 Real Madrid
Don’t be fooled by Cristiano Ronaldo. He might have the look of a man who spends long hot evenings massaging unsalted butter into his thighs [...]
Read moreZaragoza 2-4 Barcelona
Of course, everyone watching MOTD2 last night will have been very impressed by Wayne Rooney’s ability to continue scoring – albeit from a rather salvaged penalty that [...]
Read moreBarcelona 3-0 Valencia
Everyone has been going Rooney bonkers in the last few weeks, and rightly so. Finally, England seem to have a player capable of winning big matches [...]
Read moreOne for Arsenal, the other for Liverpool
(Those who don’t appreciate the work of Nickelback might want to hit MUTE)
Without wanting to jinx proceedings, it should be the greatest [...]
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David Beckham will sell anything with very little conviction – now he wants you to eat more fish [The Offside Rules]
Torres [...]
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