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Luis Figo needs to practice his modeling poses

Not exactly Posh & Becks, is it?

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Figo and his missus Helen Svedin are probably supposed to be doing ‘fiery passion’ in this ad for Italian jeweler Salvini, but it’s all come off a bit ‘serial killer-chic’. As if he’s just broken her neck while quietly whispering a reenactment [...]

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Homoeroticism

Portuguese winger delivers a huge package

Luis Figo caught relaxing with gigantic genitalia

Luis Figo in speedos

While on holiday with model WAG Helen Svedin in Italy’s picturesque Lake Como, veteran Inter Milan winger Luis Figo decided to show the world his tiniest Speedos. Yet is the Portuguese guilty of ‘Lenny [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 104: Nuria Bermúdez

The best nude model/ football agent/ Euro 2008 WAG out there

It appears that Nereida Gallardo isn’t the only Spanish WAG who will display her chemically-enhanced chest at the drop of a five Euro note. Today’s WAG of the Day is Nuria Bermúdez, one of Madrid’s most recognized ‘It’ [...]

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WAG of the Day

No. 16: Helen Svedin

Luis Figo’s perma-nude missus could be on her way to London

At the end of June, Luis Figo’s contract with Inter Milan will expire, and the thirty-five year old winger will be a free agent. He could be off to the MLS, but those who appreciate Portugal’s golden era of football [...]

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