transfer news

Forget you, Inter! – is Mascherano off to Barcelona?

Masch and Mess – best buds

Mascherano and Messi

If you’re going to change jobs, it’s always handy to have friends in high places working on your behalf. By which we don’t mean God. It’s not that kind of site.

No, not God – Lionel Messi.

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Norf Laaandan

What’s wrong with you, Arsenal and Spurs players? Can’t take the heat?

North London proves a little bit too edgy for troubled footballers…


People who survive North London are cut from a different cloth to the average gent. That’s probably why Hleb can’t take it, but the likes of Lehmann, Bergkamp and Amy Winehouse can. They’re just a little bit edgier, [...]

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The Big Debate

Is Liverpool the NICEST club in the Premier League?

Just a question, not a declaration of war…


Alright, football fans, put the grenades down, and throw your machetes into a nearby hedge. The Spoiler knows the drill by now, your claws are out, and we can only apologise for the headline – we didn’t do it just to [...]

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Transfer Talk

Big Hleb AND Alonso news!

All of today’s transfers, just for you…


And so Big Brother kicks off again tonight, supposedly featuring a whopping sixteen new faces for you to fantasise about destroying/licking. All of them are sure to have one thing in common – their friends describe them as “wacky” or “bubbly”, or [...]

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Transfer Talk

Carvalho to Inter, and Roy Keane buys Ireland

All today’s transfers in a scroll down listy thing


Think about it: Italian men always seem to be wearing hair product, they probably look at us and wonder why we don’t bother. Well, riddle over, Italian friends – you obviously haven’t heard of something called rain. It’s a [...]

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Hleb's Off

Hleb’s agent alerts Real Madrid

What’s this? A winger linked with Real Madrid?


Hleb has hardly pledged himself to Wenger and Arsenal since all the speculation about his future kicked off in the closing stages of the season. Instead, he’s chosen to bury his head firmly in the sand, and leave all the talking [...]

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