Man bathes, woman goes out drinking…
For those of you who spent the weekend swanning around at the Cartier International Polo in Windsor, you didn’t miss too much. Cristiano Ronaldo continued his vigorous stateside holidaying, further pushing the limits of his tan, which is now a deep leather. Whether [...]
Read moreMan allows woman out of cage… for a bit
Footballers are adored by women. You’ve seen them, hanging around in clubs, sweeping up girls like they were big bosomy clumps of dust and they were the world’s most efficient vacuum cleaner. Hence, they can get away with all sorts of strange demands when they’re on [...]
Read moreEngland players, look away now!
Nothing upsets the eyes more than spotting your boss in a non-work situation, and realising that the man who sends chills through your blood every single day of the week spends his summers in tight Speedos, dangling his [...]
Read morePorky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza
After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.
The AC Milan star – said to have been released by his club following a [...]
Read moreFootballer refuses to end holiday and aid criminal proceedings
Portsmouth defender Sylvain Distin will be hauled before a judge for contempt of court as he refused to give evidence in Joey Barton’s recent trial. The stand against the court [...]
Read moreSexy couple goes sunbathing, people take pictures
Caught in the whirlwind of a Ferguson rage, about to embark on a mission entitled “turn all Man United fans against me”, only recently spat out of Euro 2008 and straight into The Spoiler’s most disappointing XI, Cristiano Ronaldo would be wise to rest up while [...]
Read moreUK’s finest take note…
WAGs are funny. So tanned, so moisturised, so pretty, but informally ask one if she’s going to remove her top any time soon, and the air will suddenly chill – it’s as if you’ve said something wrong/inappropriate. Weird.
One WAG who isn’t so uptight when it comes to removing clothes, however, [...]
Read morePart one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis
Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.
Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife [...]
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