News In brief

Fake shirts seized, Capello slums it, and more…

Capello – man of the people

Capello

With a little bit of luck, most of you will have spent a small portion of today marking a little ‘X’ next to whoever you think should be running the country. It would be nice to see the yellows have a crack, but [...]

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Wise Investment

Cristiano Ronaldo to become a property tycoon

Manchester Utd star will one day be your landlord

Madeira

Madeira: slightly nicer than Manchester

Those who assumed Cristiano Ronaldo spent all his money on sports cars, hair gel and hotpants had better think again – the Manchester Utd winger is sinking his riches into property.

At one [...]

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High Jinks

Franck Ribery crashes the Bayern Munich team bus!

Frenchman breaks law, endangers team mates, has a good laugh

Franck Ribery crashes the Bayern Munich team bus!

It looks like C-Ron wasn’t the only one to have an automotive accident yesterday. Bayern Munich are still enjoying their long winter break in Dubai, [...]

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Post-Match Fun

Rooney reveals a wild night of Champions League partying

Manchester Utd man attended shortest celebration of all time

Wayne Rooney in Moscow

This morning’s Sun newspaper tells us how Wayne Rooney is looking to recreate a night of sleeping on the floor, because the last time he did it was the evening Manchester Utd [...]

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The Ice man cometh

Cristiano Ronaldo struts around hotels in his pants

Talented footballer knows no shame

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Pictured, friends, is an enormous breach of international hotel etiquette – you don’t wander around swishy hotels (namely The Crowne Plaza in Moscow) willy-nilly in just your pants. And yet, that’s exactly what cocky winger Cristiano Ronaldo is doing here, as if he is [...]

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