The hitmen who didn’t quite cut it at international level
In light of in-form Sunderland striker Darren Bent’s omission from Don Fabio’s latest England squad, Spoiler correspondent Alex Perry has compiled a list of English strikers who failed to sparkle on the international stage. Who knows, Darren, if [...]
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Amazing – Chelsea vs Liverpool. In Nigeria. If anyone has the full film, we’ll swap you our life savings and children.
Watford’s Jay DeMerit is out of action after suffering [...]
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Apple inadvertently get some good publicity at Cowboys Stadium [SportsByBrooks] Cheryl Cole wants to buy Newcastle Utd and buy Ashley Cole [Off The Post]
Chelsea’s official team photographer is clearly a groin [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Robbie Keane to Aston Villa With the arrival of Peter Crouch and the ongoing pursuit of Klaas Jan Huntelaar at Spurs, the Daily Mail are speculating that Robbie Keane may pack up his bindle for the second consecutive [...]
Eight reasons why Ian Wright’s bold prophecy won’t be realised
Ian Wright has stuck his neck on the line and predicted that Liverpool will win each of their remaining eight Premier League games to win [...]
Read moreDrogba’s coin incident sees footballers turn on mean supporters
Following Didier Drogba’s over-zealous spare change distribution earlier this week, a number of stars past and present asked the FA and police to focus their attentions on the Burnley fan who originally [...]
Read moreNewcastle and Manchester City have tried to monopolise the news this week – but they forgot about Ian Wright’s love for his country.
Back in April, Ian Wright decided his style of punditry was no longer suitable for Match of the Day. Their “jacket, shirt and tie” [...]
Read moreChelsea skipper employs unique defending strategy
Little Dennis Wise isn’t all about needless aggression and taking Mike Ashley’s money for no particular reason. In his late nineties playing career, he also offered free testicular exams, and here he is carrying [...]
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