Oh God! They’re lush!
Site regulars will remember a wonderful piece from a week or so ago, all about the delicious union of pint-sized Wesley Sneijder, and his buxom girlfriend – the poetically named Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.
They are now collectively known [...]
Read moreOh God! They’re so happy!
How long before The Spoiler stops explaining the OK! magazine link when it comes to some of the daily posts. Should this be the last time? Or not?
Anyway, long story short: found a copy of the urgent celebrity magazine OK!, really [...]
Read moreThe nation’s hottest WAG officially goes off the market
Having met Peter Crouch many times during his Southampton days, The Spoiler knows for a fact that he is a thoroughly decent chap, and undoubtedly one of the most genuine characters in the game today.
However, we can no longer hide the fact that we secretly [...]
Read moreSpanish cougar snares a Championship star
At 54 years of age, Spanish actress and model Ana Obregón is precisely twice the age of the footballer to whom she has recently been romantically linked. Our besties at Kickette have informed us about the “special relationship” between Ana and Sheffield Utd striker [...]
Read moreStriker fails to trim down during summer of excess
It’s obviously a slow news day, as the two big stories in the papers are Rio Ferdinand’s Stamford Bridge steward kicking incident (which happened three months ago) and Wayne Rooney’s expanding waistline.
Read moreNever turn your back on a supermodel!
WAGs need attention. Constant attention. After all, what the hell’s the point in being totally gorgeous if no one is going to look at you? You might as well be ugly. No one ever looks at ugly people.
All of which might explain Abbey Clancy’s strange holiday behaviour. [...]
Read morePorky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza
After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.
The AC Milan star – said to have been released by his club following a [...]
Read moreCan you spot Lampsie? There he is!
Whoever has been spreading nasty rumours about what footballers get up to once the season’s over should go and eat a massive chunk of humble pie, because not all of them sit in their pants demanding cocktails and oral sex. Some [...]
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