Angry Young Man

Great night for Inter, less so for Mario Balotelli

Balotelli - a bit moody

Balotelli 

There was a great moment of genuine comedy during last night’s game, as it was pointed out that Balotelli had a strained relationship with Inter fans… partly because he’d openly pledged his allegiance to AC. The man, it appears, is a total maniac.

And as [...]

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Weekend Update

Real’s new managerial shortlist, Cesc to Man City…

Plus, these guys look to be sodding off

Hicks and Gillett

And so the sun decided to come out for the weekend, giving rise to a wholly unnecessary carnival atmosphere. Even the most microscopic areas of roadside grass were awash with men and women gently folding salami [...]

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Video Highlights

Arsenal and Barca recreate Rocky I and II

Arsenal 2-2 Barcelona

For those who missed it, last night’s match might just have been the best of the whole campaign, seemingly following the first two Rocky scripts almost to the letter. Arsenal [...]

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Show Off!

Ibrahimovic plays a very literal BACK pass!

Intriguing football

Those of you seduced by some cracking Premier League weekend matches probably didn’t feel the need to bathe in continental football waters to get your thrills. So [...]

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Bargain!

World’s Costliest XI – yours for £1.6million/week!

Good… but it’ll set you back a few bob

Most Expensive XI

As expected, the most expensive team seems to be made up of Barcelona, Real Madrid, and Chelsea players, with just Ferdinand from Man United and Eto’o from Inter slightly bucking the trend.

Adebayor from Man City [...]

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