Moron

Napoli president criticises English women

If Alan Sugar and Jeremy Beadle had a love child…

Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis

Italian film producer and Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has been been causing a fuss at the Serie A club for the huge pair of iron handcuffs he slaps on a player [...]

Read more
Kerrazy Guy!

David Bentley dances around on live television, the clown

Hark, it’s the village idiot!

Everyone knows that those idiots who stand behind live reporters gurning and waving to their invisible friends grow up to be unfathomable cretins. This will come as very bad news to anyone who happens to count David Bentley as their pal.

Read more
Idiot

Craig Bellamy beat up a charity worker in Sierra Leone

Striker misinterprets purpose of goodwill mission

Craig bellamy

When it comes down to it, Craig Bellamy is a good guy. If you ignore the golf club attacks on teammates, nightclub assaults on women, chair hurling, racially aggravated assault and his thoroughly unprofessional attitude to transfers, he’s just a sweet [...]

Read more