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Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s kicking spree ends with Marco Materazzi being hospitalised

Getting silly now.

We warned you this would happen. Since giving Rodney Strasser a shoeing in training, old Zlatan has grown a worrying taste for showcasing his mad Taekwondo skillz at the most [...]

Wesley Sneijder collapses in dressing room, diagnosed with anaemia

Dutchman feels ‘exhausted’ after past year

UEFA Midfielder of the Year Wesley Sneijder has been diagnosed with anaemia after passing out at half-time during Inter‘s game with Brescia on Saturday.

So, how much would YOU pay for Gareth Bale?

Before Spurs fans pipe up, we know he’s not for sale

All the appropriate superlatives appear to have been used up by the gentlemen folk of the press last night, but basically, if you hadn’t already guessed, the boy’s a bit special.

Considering Tottenham were all but ready to [...]

Wesley Sneijder and Rafael van der Vaart wind each other up on Twitter

U R RUBBISH. LOL

Dutch mates Wesley Sneijder and Rafael van der Vaart have been ribbing each other on the footballer’s soapbox of choice, Twitter, ahead of tonight’s Champions League meeting between Inter and Spurs.

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Welsh wizard spares Spurs’ blushes

After a hilariously abject first half, Tottenham Hotspur can claim to have beaten the European champions 3-0 over 45 minutes last night, thanks to a jet-heeled Gareth Bale hat-trick.

Elderly midfielder [...]

Rafa Benitez throws cryptic milk-based jab at ex Liverpool owners Hicks and Gillett

A change of scenery has not quelled this man’s oddity

Inter manager Rafa Benitez has given Liverpool’s outgoing owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett a parting gift in the form of an esoteric speech revolving around milk, pointing the blame for his turbulent last months at Anfield at their [...]

Adriano’s mum says he was ‘suicidal’ at Inter Milan

Striker was on the brink of retiring from football

In an interview with Italian newspaper La Gazetta dello Sport, Adriano‘s mum, Dona Rosilda, has revealed the Brazilian striker was ‘considering suicide’ after a period of depression while at Inter Milan.

All Inter Milan have got going for them is the San Siro

New-boy Obinna rates the Hammers. Inter, not so much

West Ham‘s new striker Victor Obinna says it was his Nigerian compatriot Nwankwo Kanu who convinced him to move from Inter Milan on a season long loan.

Known for his practical jokes, 87-year-old Kanu recommended Obinna hook up with non-managing [...]