FOREIGN STUFF

Europe’s next top manager: Little Airplane set to scale great heights

Catania boss destined for greatness, if he ignores Inter and Chelsea

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The similarities between catwalk and dugout are vast: the posturing, the ability to silently convey a message interpretable only by the profession’s elite (ie Tyra Banks, John Terry), the bitchiness and above all else the fashion accessories.

When it comes to cutthroat-itude, to invent a term that should exist, though a dugout is an even [...]

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Transfer Talk

Roll up, roll up! Get your cheap Ronaldinhos here!

One appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]

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Boardroom Update

Great news Blackburn, Rafa’s all yours…. perhaps

The word filtering through is that once the full force of the sexy Italian loafer has reached maximum impact on the Benitez behind, he’ll be instantly thrown into meetings at Blackburn, with view to commuting from his nearby luxury cottage to manage the team.

Rovers fans, does this float your onions? Or make you feel [...]

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The Big Question

Liverpool fans: Rafa or Roy?

As in “who would you rather have?”

Rafa and Roy 

After chucking his toys from the pram, Benitez looks set to get an Inter Milan loafer in the backside in the next couple of days, meaning he’ll probably be after work in the new year.

Liverpool fans, would you [...]

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G'wan rafa!

Capello linked with imminent Inter Milan vacancy

Capello – homeward bound?

Capello

In a football recreation of the final moments of Return of the Jedi when Darth Vader comes good on his deathbed, it has been suggested that Rafa Benitez, whilst sliding bloodily down his sword at Inter, might yet unwittingly endear himself to English fans by leaving [...]

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Meeow!

Jose Mourinho slyly thumbs his nose at Rafa Benitez

Rafa – downtrodden

Benitez and Mourinho

In relationship terms, Liverpool fans might at least find some comfort in the fact that while Roy Hodgson isn’t exactly meeting their needs sexually, their ex-boyfriend, Rafa Benitez, still can’t bring his new Italian girlfriend to orgasm.

Word has it that she’s [...]

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Transfer Talk

Robinho to Barca, Ozil to Real, and everyone fancies Jenas

Who’s this bit of hot property?

Jenas 

News filtering in this morning suggests that Craig Bellamy has done the unthinkable and returned to his Cardiff roots. On a totally genuine note, this is a massive loss to the Premier League, and it could also come back and bite Mr Mancini on [...]

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