One appalled Spoiler reader wasn’t keen on the Ashley Cole story below, insisting that The Spoiler should perhaps stick to making hilarious comments about Rafa Benitez in future. Sadly for “Livid from The Internet”, The Spoiler isn’t a fan of taking a pop at easy targets, so shall leave Senor Benitez well alone, and allow [...]
Read moreThe word filtering through is that once the full force of the sexy Italian loafer has reached maximum impact on the Benitez behind, he’ll be instantly thrown into meetings at Blackburn, with view to commuting from his nearby luxury cottage to manage the team.
Rovers fans, does this float your onions? Or make you feel [...]
Read moreAs in “who would you rather have?”
After chucking his toys from the pram, Benitez looks set to get an Inter Milan loafer in the backside in the next couple of days, meaning he’ll probably be after work in the new year.
Liverpool fans, would you [...]
Read moreCapello – homeward bound?
In a football recreation of the final moments of Return of the Jedi when Darth Vader comes good on his deathbed, it has been suggested that Rafa Benitez, whilst sliding bloodily down his sword at Inter, might yet unwittingly endear himself to English fans by leaving [...]
Read moreRafa – downtrodden
In relationship terms, Liverpool fans might at least find some comfort in the fact that while Roy Hodgson isn’t exactly meeting their needs sexually, their ex-boyfriend, Rafa Benitez, still can’t bring his new Italian girlfriend to orgasm.
Word has it that she’s [...]
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Of course, as absolutely everyone knows, the highest compliment that you can pay someone is to imitate one of their most [...]
Read moreWho’s this bit of hot property?
News filtering in this morning suggests that Craig Bellamy has done the unthinkable and returned to his Cardiff roots. On a totally genuine note, this is a massive loss to the Premier League, and it could also come back and bite Mr Mancini on [...]
Read moreOr, erm, not?
Is a certain sheepdog missing his master?
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