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Mascherano delighted to be back with Liverpool

Or, erm, not?

Is a certain sheepdog missing his master?

Both Mascherano and Kuyt linked with Inter move

Catch!

If it’s high drama you’re after, you are probably looking through the wrong window – as is typical at this stage of the summer, much is being promised but nothing is happening.

Big Brother fans will know all about that. Why won’t John James just [...]

Chelsea, Barcelona, and Bayern all go for a Brazilian

Ramires – lots of thinking to do

Of course, now that we’re living in a nanny state, it’s very much frowned upon to blow a nice cloud of cigarette smoke into your child’s face. Crazy right? Still, thanks to facists like David Cameron and his besuited cohorts, Billie Piper might [...]

The 10 most enthralling transfer stories of the summer

Including this ongoing saga…

Make no mistake about it, the next couple of months are going to become transfer bonkers. With that in mind, after the jump, you’ll find some of the biggest stories of the summer. Potentially. 

The Liverpool revolving door starts to spin, and other news…

Larissa Riquelme – have one last look

No doubt some of you have spent the last few days slowly coming to terms with Paraguay not winning, which means that the sexy fan won’t be stripping in celebration. But dry those eyes. The Spoiler may not be psychic, but a nearby crystal [...]

Are Johnson, Mascherano and Stevie G off too?

Are these men going with Rafa?

After the brutal reaction from the weekend’s story about Torres being linked with Chelsea, it’s with an anxious, trembling heart that The Spoiler reports on speculation about what might happen to Liverpool’s biggest [...]

Mourinho celebrates with incredible display of spitting

What happened next?… Seriously

For those of you too busy pinking up your faces and sloshing back summertime pints, Jose Mourinho had a great night on Saturday, bagging another Champions League trophy, before celebrating with a home made water fountain (pictured).

Some highlights after the jump…

15 great Champions League 2009/10 goals, and more…

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Some brilliant goals from the Champions League

Worst penalty of all time

[Pies]

Right, apparently Fabregas is STAYING PUT now

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