Swanky Goods

Footballers with snazzy gadgets update!

Man doesn’t really need upgrades

Gael Clichy

A very well positioned friend of The Spoiler was fortunate enough to come into contact with a certain Arsenal left back very recently (called Gael Clichy, to those of you who simply can’t stand having to decipher clues), and was rendered damn near speachless by the [...]

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My garden conservatory is bigger than this

Isn’t the lack of Wi-Fi inside Stamford Bridge irritating?

Can Chelsea fans get any more middle class?

Where’s me wi-fi

We all love a stereotype when it comes to football fans – The Kop love a minute’s silence, West Ham’s support are particularly fickle and the Arsenal faithful all bring their imacs [...]

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