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Ipswich bid a sad farewell to Mr Really Charming

Roy Keane during happier times

Aww, bless him. More light hearted charisma after the jump… 

Roy Keane’s dog Triggs dies

Subject of the least creative chant ever passes

Triggs, the famous pet Labrador owned by dead-eyed hardman Roy Keane, has gone to the big doghouse in the sky, according to the Daily Mail.

Ronaldo accused of kicking a car window, Sheffield United show West Ham some love

A round-up of of this afternoon’s other football news

Cristiano Ronaldo gets in more car trouble Six months after having his Ferrari 599 GTB written off after a collision with a concrete wall, Ronaldo is again in trouble for a car-related incident. The Real Madrid star allegedly [...]

WAG No. 300: Lindsey Strutt

‘The Strutter’ battles a serious clothes phobia

It may have taken us 300 days to get to her, but this is by no means a reflection of our opinion on Page Three model Lindsey Strutt. The 21-year-old from Doncaster is well known among Nuts, Loaded and Maxim readers for her [...]

Video: Michael Ballack destroys a pigeon

German midfielder ruffles a few feathers

Michael Ballack may have been on top form in Saturday’s FA Cup game with Ipswich, but he may also have joined the ever-growing [...]

Which Chelsea star was arrested for drink driving hours before a game?

Naughty midfielder could face prison after

This month’s Jermaine Pennant Award for Idiotic Driving goes to Mikel John Obi/ John Obi Mikel/ John Mikel Obi etc, who was arrested and banged up for drink driving in the early hours of Saturday morning:

SOCCER star John [...]

Craig Bellamy in female fan abuse shocker

Fortunately he didn’t have access to a golf club

In news that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of the football community, Craig Bellamy has been accused of abusing a female fan during last night’s 5-3 friendly win over Ipswich:

Bellamy was substituted with a leg [...]