PWOAR!
Walter Pandiani will not let sleeping dogs lie or – more specifically – he won’t let Portuguese footballers off the hook.
Basically, what The Spoiler is trying to say using that mishmash of metaphors is that the Osasuna striker still hasn’t forgiven Cristiano Ronaldo for their dosh-based argument [...]
Read more… But hates those damned leaves
What could be sexier than water? How about water with a sexy woman writhing [...]
Read moreVictoria’s Secret – that’s the stuff!
Fans of ladies in underpants, here’s an update: Cristiano Ronaldo’s hot girlfriend, Irina Shayk, has been busily polishing turds by slipping on La Senza lingerie in the modeling equivalent of wrapping up diamonds in bits of old newspaper. [...]
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What better way to wile away a Thursday afternoon than with lots of unkindness and swearing. NSFW!
Liverpool linked with Adam Johnson
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Get in the mood for the new season with some old goals
Some wonderful old Panini stickers
[Pies]
Giggsy strikes [...]
Read moreOr is he?
At least twenty minutes this morning have been spent scooping oozing chunks of warm egg from The Spoiler’s face. Not an embarrassing breakfast mishap, you understand, but a clever metaphor.
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FLASHBACK! John Barnes – not just a fat rapper
10 Young English players to look out for
Ronaldinho [...]
Read moreTwo great underpants models, one holy union
Frankly, thank Christ for Facebook – without it, Cristiano Ronaldo’s life might maintain an element of mystique, but then everyone would be bored.
Following his status update/tweet that he twatted (?) about becoming a dad, his beautiful girlfriend – the [...]
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