Dirty Boy

WTMFF?? Jack Wilshere had if off with a pretty stripper!

Wilshere – rehydrating

Jack Wilshere

As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the more mature footballers tend to favour prostitutes.

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FUTURE OF THE GAME

Don Balon’s list of the 100 best young players in the world

You’ll be hearing a lot about this man in the next 20 or so years

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Don Balon is a Spanish football magazine with a good line in fate-tempting articles predicting the next generation of world superstars.

Of course, speculating on the potential of young players is a risky [...]

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TEKKERS, SILKS, SKILLS

The Spoiler’s ‘Top Tekkers’ Premier League XI

A list of the league’s finest purveyors of silk(y skills)

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Everyone likes a cheeky flick, an acrobatic finish or a laser-guided pass, none more so than Spoiler reader Daryl Noble, who has gone to the effort of compiling a list of the eleven greatest fleet-footed wizards in the [...]

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NOT BIG, CLEVER

Jack Wilshere accused of ‘taking upskirt photos in club’

Girl alleges midfielder was up to mischief on night of arrest

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Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere has been labelled ‘juvenile and rude’ (a badge most 18-year-old footballers would wear with pride) after being kicked out of a nightclub for allegedly trying to take pictures up girls’ skirts on the night [...]

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