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Always remember to sign out of your Twitter account when Jack Wilshere’s around

Jack Andrew G. Wilshere, you apologise to this young man at once!

As spotted by the ever-brilliant 3pm, Arsenal‘s spellcheck-unfriendly future no. 1 Wodgy-eck Chesney (close enough) found out the hard way last Friday.

Oh, that Jack!

Jack Wilshere gets a caution – football initiation complete

Something about “Jack the Lad”…

What a day for Jack Wilshere – one which has no doubt found more seasoned professionals wiping away proud tears from their wintered cheeks.

First he was outed for wiling away his evenings boffing a lapdancer on the side, and [...]

WTMFF?? Jack Wilshere had if off with a pretty stripper!

Wilshere – rehydrating

As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the more mature footballers tend to favour prostitutes.

Don Balon’s list of the 100 best young players in the world

You’ll be hearing a lot about this man in the next 20 or so years

Don Balon is a Spanish football magazine with a good line in fate-tempting articles predicting the next generation of world superstars.

Of course, speculating on the potential of young players is a risky [...]

So is Jack Wilshere on his way to being ‘that type of player’?

How many shit tackles before you’re eligible?

Arsene Wenger in the programme notes ahead of Arsenal‘s match against Birmingham this weekend:

What has got lost is the technique of the tackle: a tackle with two legs should [...]

The Spoiler’s ‘Top Tekkers’ Premier League XI

A list of the league’s finest purveyors of silk(y skills)

Everyone likes a cheeky flick, an acrobatic finish or a laser-guided pass, none more so than Spoiler reader Daryl Noble, who has gone to the effort of compiling a list of the eleven greatest fleet-footed wizards in the [...]