Have a top weekend, all!

To get you pumped up – James Brown!

And lo, a week of big highs and lows draws to a close. The Spoiler is exhausted. For those of you [...]

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Abbey Clancy’s having a baby – it COULD be a boy

A montage!

Abbey Clancy

In what sounds like a very weird dream, The Sun reports that Abbey Clancy went for lunch at Strada with James Brown, before declaring to the whole restaurant that she was expecting a baby boy, the nurse saw its penis and she wants [...]

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Dance Class

Learn to celebrate properly, Sir Alex Ferguson

For all his good points as a manager, Sir Alex Ferguson is absolutely atrocious at celebrating. The man has won ten titles with Man United – TEN! And yet, the final whistle goes, and there he is, brainlessly flapping his arms like a gormless child pretending to be a birdie, totally unaware of what to [...]

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