Special Effects

Ashley Young misses an open goal THREE times!

… although, yes, that was the idea

On a totally unrelated note, The Spoiler became privvy to a wonderful expression last night at what had inadvertently turned into a men-only barbecue. [...]

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Transfer Talk

Liverpool sign the wrong Young from Aston Villa…

Liverpool make bid for one of these men. But which?

Ashley and Luke Young

For those worried about Ben Shepherd, now that he’s being bundled off the GMTV sofa to make room for Adrian Chiles’ curious brand of early morning sarcasm, you can relax now. He’s landed a [...]

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Transfer Talk

Both Mascherano and Kuyt linked with Inter move

Catch!

Mascherano and Kuyt

If it’s high drama you’re after, you are probably looking through the wrong window – as is typical at this stage of the summer, much is being promised but nothing is happening.

Big Brother fans will know all about that. Why won’t John James just [...]

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Transfer Talk

Man City prepare preposterous bid for James Milner

Milner – playing old fashioned version of “frolf”

James Milner

As expected, showbusiness journalists are in a state of shock today, after pictures emerged of Cat Deeley ACTUALLY SMILING even though she hasn’t got a boyfriend anymore. Brave girl, that Cat Deeley. So very brave.

And quite boring.

Anyway, [...]

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Pick Your Team

Who should start for England against the USA?

Wazza – go it alone?

Wayne Rooney

Not long to go now, and still the debates are raging about who should line up for England in their first World Cup outing. As things stand, no one knows who will be in goal, it’s between Carragher and King [...]

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World Cup Fever

Right, here it is – The Spoiler’s England World Cup 23!

Mr Cool Guy

Fabio Capello

A hunch suggests that Capello will spend the weekend’s match figuring out his World Cup starting XI, with last night’s outing acting predominantly as a squad audition for more than a few of the players involved.

Walcott pretty much played himself out of any [...]

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