The big question

Who should replace those sexists Keys and Gray?

The next Saint and Greavsie?


THEY’RE GONE! After the most controversial few days in the history of Britain, Richard Keys and Andy Gray have been turfed out of their Monday night spaceship. Now, the big question… Who should replace them?

There are a few suggestions after the jump…

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The Spoiler presents: Football commentator top trumps

Gotta collect ‘em all!


Britain collectively released a heavy-hearted sigh on Wednesday morning (what, you didn’t hear it?), as the official TV listings for World Cup 2010 were released. ITV have got this lot, the BBC are showing these… to The Spoiler, none of it really matters, since watching [...]

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Excellent List

10 Footballers who should really be in bands

Can you spot the footballer?


Sometimes looks can be very deceiving. Were you to spot Jan Molby and Matt Le Tissier on your local high street, you wouldn’t have them down as magnificent footballers. Similarly, Arjen Robben and Dirk Kuyt look like they work in the same call centre.

And so it [...]

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