The Spoiler Awards – Signing of the Season

Hernandez was heartbroken by our harsh decision to snub him

Javier Hernandez

Some pundits will tell you that Javier Hernandez is not only the signing of the season but of the entire century, however we’re going to try to make a case for somebody else, more so to avoid [...]

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Bold claim

Javier Hernandez’s career is all downhill from here

Only recently, things were looking pretty good for Javier Hernandez – Manchester United are apparently doubling his wages and he’s probably going to pick up a Premier League title tomorrow.

But then things took a turn for the dreadful when Pele – a man predominantly famous for making outrageously wrong predictions – said this:

“There [...]

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Hernandez is great and Rooney is definitely back to his best

Doing what he does…


John Terry is back as England captain, Arsenal probably aren’t going to win anything, Wayne Rooney is playing pretty well – it’s as if the last year never happened.

Anyway, Manchester United were decent enough going forward against Marseille, while at the back they [...]

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lovely stuff

Footballers who we’d send a Valentine’s Day card to

Some romantic balloons

valentine.jpg It’s just as well The Spoiler doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day otherwise tonight’s plan of sitting alone in a cold flat eating Pot Noodle and watching P.S. I Love You may just tip us over the edge.

We’re sure that Premier League footballers have no [...]

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