Transfer rumours ahoy!
Arsene Wenger has seen the light and is finally on the prowl for a new goalkeeper. Unfortunately for him, he’s only been prowling five minutes and his bid to prise Mark Schwarzer out of Fulham‘s hands has already been emphatically rejected.
Arsenal are clearly desperate [...]
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The word filtering through from our great pals at Caught Offside is that Juventus are lining up an ambitious swoop for the Liverpool trio: Rafa Benitez, Javier Mascherano, and Fernando Torres.
The Italian club has had a pretty disappointing time of [...]
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It must be frustrating, enduring such an up-and-downy time on Merseyside, and today’s news stories have been typical of Liverpool’s season, as one hand gently strokes your face whilst the other delivers an almighty blow to the solar plexus.
As reported in today’s [...]
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Well, the big news is that Ashley Cole has grown a beard – this is Phase One of any kind of breakdown. Phase Two should find him listening to Girls Aloud records in his underpants, shouting along hysterically to Cheryl’s [...]
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Yeah, load of games are getting cancelled, but do you want to know what kind of people never abandon their work stations, not even for a second? Journalists. Especially sports journalists writing about transfers for papers like The Telegraph, [...]
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Make no mistake about it, this is turning into the greatest Premier League campaign for years, and probably more fascinating than the race for the summit is the scramble for the treasured fourth Champions League [...]
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Kolo Toure to Manchester City Not content with prising compassionate striker Manu Adebayor away from the Emirates, the Citizen’s are lining up a £12m bid for Kolo Toure, say The Independent.
The Spoiler truth-o-meter: City want to buy a [...]
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