Transfer Talk

Juventus eye up Benitez… and Mascherano… and Torres

Planning a jailbreak, chaps?

Benitez, Torres, Mascherano

The word filtering through from our great pals at Caught Offside is that Juventus are lining up an ambitious swoop for the Liverpool trio: Rafa Benitez, Javier Mascherano, and Fernando Torres.

The Italian club has had a pretty disappointing time of [...]

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Janus-Faced News

Good news for Liverpool, and some bad news too…

A slightly happier Phil Thompson

Phil Thompson

It must be frustrating, enduring such an up-and-downy time on Merseyside, and today’s news stories have been typical of Liverpool’s season, as one hand gently strokes your face whilst the other delivers an almighty blow to the solar plexus.

As reported in today’s [...]

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Transfer News

Ashley Cole’s beard, Deco’s off, Mascherano’s new deal…

Beard pictures recreated using Photoshop skills

Ashley Cole

Well, the big news is that Ashley Cole has grown a beard – this is Phase One of any kind of breakdown. Phase Two should find him listening to Girls Aloud records in his underpants, shouting along hysterically to Cheryl’s [...]

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transfer talk

Transfer news: Birmingham sign new Mascherano

Bowyer, meet your new team mate

Bowyer and Michel

Yeah, load of games are getting cancelled, but do you want to know what kind of people never abandon their work stations, not even for a second? Journalists. Especially sports journalists writing about transfers for papers like The Telegraph, [...]

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Transfer Talk

City consider Liverpool’s big three… and Younes Kaboul

“High five if you want to go to Man City”

Gerrard, Torres, Mascherano

Make no mistake about it, this is turning into the greatest Premier League campaign for years, and probably more fascinating than the race for the summit is the scramble for the treasured fourth Champions League [...]

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