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Middlesbrough deny rejecting a £14.5 million bid for Downing

All the latest transfer gossip, rumours and lies

Boro allegedly reject third Downing bid from Spurs Middlesbrough fans woke [...]

Liverpool target Spurs star, Adriano to Man City and Jermain Defoe death threats

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This young lad is already diving at a top flight level [Dirty Tackle]

Forget what we said earlier, Stewart [...]

Revealed: The real reason Robinho took the bus

Man City forward fears driving in the UK

The Premier League’s most expensive player isn’t averse to taking a helicopter to training, so we were all surprised in his decision to take a bus to a Manchester shopping centre a few [...]

Everton’s celebrity investor, Jo’s secret nightclub shame and pretty cheerleaders

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Classic YouTubery: Enjoy today’s links in the company of the world’s most passionate Chelsea fan

Is Simon Cowell about to solve [...]

The Spoiler’s Man City XI

No room for Ireland, Hamann, Bojinov, Kompany, Benjani, Ben Haim, um, Mills

Can anyone remember the days when Arsenal were in the Big Four and Man City were just a bunch of also-rans? Those were great times – feels just like yesterday doesn’t it?

But [...]

Jo brace helps Brazil win Olympic bronze

Manchester City striker helps South America recover some pride

With little help from tubby star Ronaldinho, Brazil have managed to overcome the unstoppable force of Belgium to [...]

The ‘players to watch at the Olympics’ XI

Feast your eyes on some football players in China

Perhaps one day someone will start a sentence with “there’s an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman” without it being a joke about people in boxes saying “potatoes” – it could even be used to introduce a [...]

How Manchester Utd and Liverpool must spend their cash this summer

The Red Devils may have an extra £80m to play with

After exposing the gaps the five London clubs and the Prem newbies need to fill, we have now condiered the manner in which Manchester Utd and [...]