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Read moreImagine this, but without Ballack
And so to the wonderful Germans – famed for getting all of the best sun loungers, and making England fans cry in 1990. But who ARE these strange and intriguing people? Read on to find out…
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Read moreGerman legend throws stones from his glass house
If you haven’t heard, the big news in Deutschland at the moment concerns Germany captain Michael Ballack‘s ongoing feud with Joachim Loew. It started when Ballack accused the manager of being critical of teammate Torsten Frings in the Frankfurter [...]
Read moreIt’s all thanks to the unique way the Beeb is funded…
A cursory glance on the BBC Football homepage shows why their website is revered for ground-breaking exclusives and finger-on-the-pulse news stories.
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Read moreUnconvincing Germans make the final again
Once again, Adrien Brody’s Joachim Loew’s side managed to claw their way to their sixth European Champions final, despite being the second best team on the pitch last night.
Seeing as nature decided the worldwide audience didn’t deserve to see [...]
Read moreGerman captain sends the hosts packing
While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.
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Read morePoland haven’t forgotten about that thing you did, Germany
One of the more interesting games this weekend is likely to be Sunday’s Group B clash between Poland and Germany, thanks in part to the media storm whipped up by brilliant-sounding Polish newspaper Super Express.
In an antagonistic [...]
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