World Cup Fever

World Cup Profile: Germany

Imagine this, but without Ballack


And so to the wonderful Germans – famed for getting all of the best sun loungers, and making England fans cry in 1990. But who ARE these strange and intriguing people? Read on to find out…

Form Guide

The Germans could [...]

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Quarrelling Germans

Lothar Matthäus criticises Michael Ballack for criticising Germany coach

German legend throws stones from his glass house

Lothar Matthäus

If you haven’t heard, the big news in Deutschland at the moment concerns Germany captain Michael Ballack‘s ongoing feud with Joachim Loew. It started when Ballack accused the manager of being critical of teammate Torsten Frings in the Frankfurter [...]

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In Case You Missed It

Video: Germany/ Turkey Euro 2008 semi-final highlights

Unconvincing Germans make the final again

Germany/ Turkey

Once again, Adrien Brody’s Joachim Loew’s side managed to claw their way to their sixth European Champions final, despite being the second best team on the pitch last night.

Seeing as nature decided the worldwide audience didn’t deserve to see [...]

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In Case You Missed It

Video: Michael Ballack’s free kick against Austria

German captain sends the hosts packing

Austria/ Germany

While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.

Speaking of Philipp Lahm, why not enter our [...]

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This Means War

Poland manager decapitates Michael Ballack!

Poland haven’t forgotten about that thing you did, Germany

Super Express

One of the more interesting games this weekend is likely to be Sunday’s Group B clash between Poland and Germany, thanks in part to the media storm whipped up by brilliant-sounding Polish newspaper Super Express.

In an antagonistic [...]

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