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Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
We’ve managed to sift through the hi-larious APril Fools’ Day stories (some of which are extremely unsubtle) to bring you the very latest transfer speculation…
Samuel Eto’o not going [...]
Read moreFrenchman offered new deal, Argentinean is not for sale
In a bid to save Manchester City some time and effort in the Summer, Barcelona have made it clear that they intend to do everything in their powers to keep Thierry Henry [...]
Read moreCar analogies aren’t Joan Laporta’s strong point
Spanish lawyer Joan Laporta has been President of Barcelona since 2003, when he was elected under the premise of bringing David Beckham to Catalonia. He eventually secured the services of Ronaldinho and Frank Rijkaard, however, his Catalan nationalist political ideologies [...]
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