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WAG No. 265: Jodie Marsh

No footballer is safe from the Essex model’s “charms”

Those who likes their WAGs with ridiculous breast implants, dozens of incongruous tattoos and absolutely no concept of shame are in luck today.

Jodie Marsh first entered the national consciousness by documenting her quest to become a topless model in reality [...]

Happy Birthday Jermain Defoe (in pictures)

Yes, it was as you’d imagine, pretty much…

For those of you not popular enough to receive an invite to Defoe’s birthday party at the weekend, it was absolutely amazing. Of course, The Spoiler would have gone, but X Factor was on telly.

All the usual faces piled down to Maya nightclub in London – [...]

Would you like John Terry to attend your next party?

Then hire one of his many outstanding professional impersonators

I don’t know about you, but whenever I hold a social function they are always notable by the absence of shoddy celebrity lookalikes. I’m holding a small gathering next weekend, and I really need someone to [...]

Where the WAGs go when they’re tired of nice nightclubs

If you fancy buying some drugs on a night out, head to Essex!

The highest concentration of WAG and footballer activity can be found in the overpriced clubs of Soho. But for a more relaxed (cheaper) evening, many head towards the provinces, and in particular Faces Nightclub [...]